Usama bin Takin’ a Bath
Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, is in some “hot water” for his recent comments to the media about dunking terrorists in water. When asked a question about water boarding, the VP replied:
“Well, it’s a no-brainer for me, but for a while there I was criticized as being the vice president for torture. We don’t torture. That’s not what we’re involved in.”
However, White House press secretary Tony Snow later declared:
“You know as a matter of common sense that the vice president of the United States is not going to be talking about water boarding. Never would, never does, never will. You think Dick Cheney’s going to slip up on something like this? No, come on.”
To the average media dolt, the VP’s comments come across as implying sanction of torture. However, it’s clear to anyone with half a brain that Cheney was merely talking about getting the stinky captives a bath every once in a while. Asked to define a dunk in water, Snow said, “It’s a dunk in the water.”
Are we now going to bitch about bathing prisoners too much? Are they catching pneumonia?? Media sissies evidently think so.