Jennifer Aniston Sends Vince Off With A Bang
Los Angeles, CA - The recent breakup of celebrity couple Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn has left a foul smell in the air. Vaughn reportedly broke off the relationship, reaquiring the $500,000 engagement ring he had previously given to Anniston, which apparently has not settled well with his former fiance.
In an exclusive to CredibleReport.com, it has been discovered that Jen isn’t afraid to send her former beaus a small gift, supposedly as a token of her appreciation for their time together. The gift, as it turns out, was a one pound pile of poop in a small cookie tin surrounded by easter grass and glitter.
The poop, made by a 90 pound pitbull, arrived at Vaughn’s hotel room by special delivery with a note reportedly attached reading:
Thanks for nothing, shit head.
While the return address on the package was bogus, it is thought the poop gift was purchased by Aniston at POOPeGIFTS.com, provider of “sweet revenge”.
