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	<description>News you can trust, and news that trusts you.</description>
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		<title>Strippers Make More in Tips When Most &#8216;Fertile&#8217;</title>
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A couple of psychologists from the University of New Mexico have figured out how to write off lap dances and justify &#8220;working&#8221; at the local strip club.  A new &#8220;study&#8221; has revealed that strippers make more money when they are at their fertility peak during the female&#8217;s monthly cycle and far less money while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man dies after armless artist’s head-butt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An armless artist in Georgia, who is semi-famous for painting with his feet, got into a fist fight over a woman and killed the man he was fighting.  
Read more here.
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		<link>http://www.crediblereport.com/man-dies-after-armless-artists-head-butt-32/</link>
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		<title>TSA to Require All Passengers Use &#8220;beano&#8221; Before Flying</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Deemed a trouble-maker, flatulence has been banned by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA).  In an effort to aid all airline passengers, a new policy has been implemented which requires the use of a natural enzyme product, beano, prior to boarding the plane.  
The new policy was created at least in part due to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crediblereport.com/beano-required-before-flying-31/</link>
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		<title>Buzz Lightyear Found Probing Uranus</title>
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The Phoenix Airport has begun testing a new passenger screening method using x-rays.  One unsuspecting traveler attempted to smuggle a second passenger aboard but was caught by the x-ray machine.
The &#8220;Buzz Lightyear&#8221; doll of Toy Story fame (shown above) was riding along in the passenger&#8217;s anal cavity.  The doll was removed, inspected, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crediblereport.com/buzz-lightyear-probing-uranus-30/</link>
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		<title>Airplane Love Story</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A dose of runway romance got physical today.  Two jumbo jets, a Lufthansa Boeing 747 and a Continental Airlines Boeing 757, were able to connect for a brief moment this evening after several weeks of separation.
&#8220;We only get to see each other every few weeks but we find a way to make it work,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Usama bin Takin&#8217; a Bath</title>
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Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, is in some &#8220;hot water&#8221; for his recent comments to the media about dunking terrorists in water.  When asked a question about water boarding, the VP replied:
&#8220;Well, it&#8217;s a no-brainer for me, but for a while there I was criticized as being the vice president for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crediblereport.com/take-a-bath-25/</link>
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		<title>Jennifer Aniston Sends Vince Off With A Bang</title>
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Los Angeles, CA - The recent breakup of celebrity couple Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn has left a foul smell in the air.  Vaughn reportedly broke off the relationship, reaquiring the $500,000 engagement ring he had previously given to Anniston, which apparently has not settled well with his former fiance. 
In an exclusive to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crediblereport.com/jennifer-aniston-sends-vince-off-with-a-bang-23/</link>
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		<title>Heterophobia On The Rise</title>
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Chicago, IL - A recent study by the Alternative National United Society (ANUS) found that 73% of college aged homosexuals have little or no tolerance for heterosexual peers. This represents a rise of 14% from a year ago.
&#8220;We ask questions like &#8216;Do you have heterosexual friends?&#8217; and &#8216;Would you hit on a heterosexual if you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crediblereport.com/heterophobia-on-the-rise-14/</link>
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		<title>Desktop Vs Laptop Computers</title>
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Albuquerque, NM - Bar fights happen all the time in the United States and is there ever a good reason? Hippies say no but moderates say sometimes. 
In New Mexico, the computer you use to stalk on the internet is worthy of fighting over in a bar. Just ask Cletus Bone and Lucero Rodriguez. 
Bone [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crediblereport.com/desktop-vs-laptop-computers-10/</link>
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		<title>Audit Uncovers Non-Abusive Parish</title>
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Mandan, ND - A recent audit performed at the request of the Catholic Church found some 1,000 additional reports of child abuse by clergy. However, there is good news from North Dakota: No cases of child abuse by priests were reported in the small town of Mandan.
Church officials were pleased to finally find a parish [...]]]></description>
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