The Credible Report

Provo, UT - The hit new show in Utah, “Extreme Mormon Makeover”, features members of the LDS faith most often requesting to have horn and tail reduction procedures performed. Other makeover shows on national television usually have guests requesting breast implants and nose jobs.

“This is a great show and I hope I get to be on it one day,” says Katie Thompson, a Brigham Young University sophomore majoring in family sciences. “I have been saving up for a horn job ever since high school but it would just be amazing to be on the show and have it done for free.”

In case you weren’t aware, all members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS, Mormons) have horns on their heads and tails growing from their behind. Once thought to be urban legend springing from bigots in the Bible Belt, the rumors have been proven true and Mormons everywhere are shedding their horns and tails now without shame.

“We don’t know why we grow them, but we do,” says Dorothy Gibson of Provo. “I had my horn job done 12 years ago and I have loved every minute since. I love watching the makeover show to see how much joy the participants experience with their new foreheads. I have scars on my forehead but technology has improved so much that these days you wouldn’t know horns were ever there. It’s amazing.”

The weekly show on KJZZ-14, a Salt Lake City based station, features two or three guests who will have horns and/or tail removed at the show’s expense. Thus far six episodes have aired.