Desktop Vs Laptop Computers
Albuquerque, NM - Bar fights happen all the time in the United States and is there ever a good reason? Hippies say no but moderates say sometimes.
In New Mexico, the computer you use to stalk on the internet is worthy of fighting over in a bar. Just ask Cletus Bone and Lucero Rodriguez.
Bone and Rodriguez were arrested last night after causing several hundred dollars worth of damage to the “Lobo Den” - an Albuquerque bar. The two, both extremely drunk, somehow got into a conversation about stalking women on the internet. Cletus prefers using a desktop computer while Lucero enjoys the portability of his laptop.
One thing led to another and the two ended up brawling, and as a result, breaking two very expensive turquoise jewelry display cases renown in Albuquerque as a hot tourist attraction.
“I can’t believe those two [idiots] broke those beautiful cases. My family has visited the ‘Den’ for years just to check them out,” said Phil Moon. “They should have been arrested for that. I don’t know why they was arguing about how to stalk women better though - everybody knows a laptop will give you more options - especially if it’s got one of them wireless internet things.”
Police are now questioning Moon after we sent in our taped conversation.
