Archive for December, 2006

TSA to Require All Passengers Use “beano” Before Flying

Filed under Politics, Travel, Law

Deemed a trouble-maker, flatulence has been banned by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA). In an effort to aid all airline passengers, a new policy has been implemented which requires the use of a natural enzyme product, beano, prior to boarding the plane.
The new policy was created at least in part due to […]

Buzz Lightyear Found Probing Uranus

The Phoenix Airport has begun testing a new passenger screening method using x-rays. One unsuspecting traveler attempted to smuggle a second passenger aboard but was caught by the x-ray machine.
The “Buzz Lightyear” doll of Toy Story fame (shown above) was riding along in the passenger’s anal cavity. The doll was removed, inspected, and […]