Deemed a trouble-maker, flatulence has been banned by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA). In an effort to aid all airline passengers, a new policy has been implemented which requires the use of a natural enzyme product, beano, prior to boarding the plane.
The new policy was created at least in part due to […]
The Phoenix Airport has begun testing a new passenger screening method using x-rays. One unsuspecting traveler attempted to smuggle a second passenger aboard but was caught by the x-ray machine.
The “Buzz Lightyear” doll of Toy Story fame (shown above) was riding along in the passenger’s anal cavity. The doll was removed, inspected, and […]
A dose of runway romance got physical today. Two jumbo jets, a Lufthansa Boeing 747 and a Continental Airlines Boeing 757, were able to connect for a brief moment this evening after several weeks of separation.
“We only get to see each other every few weeks but we find a way to make it work,” […]
Pensacola, FL - The Richard Daft family of Des Moines, Iowa just returned home from a fabulous week at Disney World - and they didn’t have to spend a dime of their own money on the vacation. In fact, they had an extra $5,000 cash to spend while there (or to save if they so […]