Archive for the 'Religion' Category

Usama bin Takin’ a Bath

Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, is in some “hot water” for his recent comments to the media about dunking terrorists in water. When asked a question about water boarding, the VP replied:
“Well, it’s a no-brainer for me, but for a while there I was criticized as being the vice president for […]

Audit Uncovers Non-Abusive Parish

Filed under Religion

Mandan, ND - A recent audit performed at the request of the Catholic Church found some 1,000 additional reports of child abuse by clergy. However, there is good news from North Dakota: No cases of child abuse by priests were reported in the small town of Mandan.
Church officials were pleased to finally find a parish […]

Extreme Makeover: Mormon Edition

Provo, UT - The hit new show in Utah, “Extreme Mormon Makeover”, features members of the LDS faith most often requesting to have horn and tail reduction procedures performed. Other makeover shows on national television usually have guests requesting breast implants and nose jobs.
“This is a great show and I hope I get to […]

True Christians Burn Their Lotto Tickets

Filed under Lotto, Religion

SHELBYVILLE, Ind. - Many news agencies around the country have reported part of this story, where a young woman found a lotto ticket worth $100,000. However, CredibleReport has inside information about what the clerk did with the big payoff.
After receiving her check for $71,600, Karrie Jeremiah burned it.
“I had the guilt of God bearing […]