Deemed a trouble-maker, flatulence has been banned by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA). In an effort to aid all airline passengers, a new policy has been implemented which requires the use of a natural enzyme product, beano, prior to boarding the plane.
The new policy was created at least in part due to […]
Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, is in some “hot water” for his recent comments to the media about dunking terrorists in water. When asked a question about water boarding, the VP replied:
“Well, it’s a no-brainer for me, but for a while there I was criticized as being the vice president for […]
Toronto - The increasingly vocal Vegetable Rights Militant Movement (VRMM) staged a protest today at Toronto’s national farming tradeshow. What started out as a peaceful sing-a-long, with people dressed up as characters from the cartoon “Veggie Tales”, soon become a sea of violence when animal rights activists spray painted the cartoon character costumes, claiming they […]