Deemed a trouble-maker, flatulence has been banned by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA). In an effort to aid all airline passengers, a new policy has been implemented which requires the use of a natural enzyme product, beano, prior to boarding the plane.
The new policy was created at least in part due to […]
Toronto - The increasingly vocal Vegetable Rights Militant Movement (VRMM) staged a protest today at Toronto’s national farming tradeshow. What started out as a peaceful sing-a-long, with people dressed up as characters from the cartoon “Veggie Tales”, soon become a sea of violence when animal rights activists spray painted the cartoon character costumes, claiming they […]
Norfolk, VA - Harassment takes many forms in this day and age of “uber” political correctness (not that there’s anything wrong with that). The latest to hit a courtroom near you: animal sexual harassment. Yes, folks, one of those leg happy canines has finally been tried and convicted of his crimes against humanity, and got […]