A couple of psychologists from the University of New Mexico have figured out how to write off lap dances and justify “working” at the local strip club. A new “study” has revealed that strippers make more money when they are at their fertility peak during the female’s monthly cycle and far less money while […]
Chicago, IL - A recent study by the Alternative National United Society (ANUS) found that 73% of college aged homosexuals have little or no tolerance for heterosexual peers. This represents a rise of 14% from a year ago.
“We ask questions like ‘Do you have heterosexual friends?’ and ‘Would you hit on a heterosexual if you […]
Albuquerque, NM - Bar fights happen all the time in the United States and is there ever a good reason? Hippies say no but moderates say sometimes.
In New Mexico, the computer you use to stalk on the internet is worthy of fighting over in a bar. Just ask Cletus Bone and Lucero Rodriguez.
Bone […]
Provo, UT - The hit new show in Utah, “Extreme Mormon Makeover”, features members of the LDS faith most often requesting to have horn and tail reduction procedures performed. Other makeover shows on national television usually have guests requesting breast implants and nose jobs.
“This is a great show and I hope I get to […]
Ann Arbor, MI - Amid the many stories of glee and bliss emanating from Monday night’s annual celebration of the most precious of emotions, love, rises a story that has people scratching their heads far and wide.
A hullabaloo broke out at the Ann Arbor Movies 16 when graduate student Phillip Loyter verbalized his discomfort with […]