Buzz Lightyear Found Probing Uranus
The Phoenix Airport has begun testing a new passenger screening method using x-rays. One unsuspecting traveler attempted to smuggle a second passenger aboard but was caught by the x-ray machine.
The “Buzz Lightyear” doll of Toy Story fame (shown above) was riding along in the passenger’s anal cavity. The doll was removed, inspected, and once cleared, the passenger was released to catch his flight.