Airplane Love Story
A dose of runway romance got physical today. Two jumbo jets, a Lufthansa Boeing 747 and a Continental Airlines Boeing 757, were able to connect for a brief moment this evening after several weeks of separation.
“We only get to see each other every few weeks but we find a way to make it work,” said the 757. “I had the night off and wanted my man to stay with me for just a moment.”
Things heated up, however, when the 747 went too far in his advances. “Airport rules of conduct prohibit physical contact outside the hangars but she was sitting there looking so damn sexy. I couldn’t resist her, and she likes it rough.”
After hurting himself on his metallic bird of a girlfriend, the 747 was grounded and 291 passengers were delayed.